24yo, Oberlin alum residing in NYC. Prepare to see naked men, dragons, nerdy things, and things that make me laugh.
New ITV sitcom Vicious (x)
I NEED TO WATCH THIS AAAH
I need this
- Me: Mom, Dad... I... I'm a top.
- Mom: What? I—I don't understand... Did we take you to too many football games?
- Dad: No son of mine is a top! We taught you how to work that ass, good and proper!
Another confused black man in a white man’s world.
his face hahahaha
DONE
(via blackwhiteandjewish)
if ur penis longer than 8 inches i feel bad for you
if ur penis longer than 8 inches call me.
if ur penis is longer than 8 inches i feel bad for whoever is the bottom
when I tried cum for the first time
Omg
same reaction
Avengers Academy | Valkyrie’s ‘Superhuman Gender Roles’ lecture
Valkyrie: Many of the Valkyrior embrace a vow of chastity. It does wonders for focusing a warrior’s mind on what’s truly important: cleaving skulls. But I recognize it can be difficult, especially for youths, to ignore the natural appetites of the healthy female body. I am pleased to report one need not turn to a male for satisfaction in this area. Mortal crafstmen have devised—
Tigra: VAL!!
Pahahahaha.
YEAAAAH
(via moobleu)
Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
- i mean, one of them was nathan lane
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
(via grief-bacon)